Razer TRON Gaming Mouse - Woot

Paddle Battle

Did you know Steven Lisberger started developing TRON because he was fascinated with Pong? I wish he?d stayed more accurate to the game.

A blank computer field, empty aside from two paddles and a ball. Paddle 1 narrowly misses a ball. Paddle 2 laughs triumphantly.

Paddle 2: Ha! I have thwarted you again, other paddle! Another point and the game will be mine!

Paddle 1: I don?t know what?s wrong. I, I just feel so weak?

Paddle 2: Well, why don?t you just forfeit now?

Paddle 1: Never!

Paddle 2: Fine. Then I have no choice but to end you the painful way!

Paddle 2 serves up the ball.

Cut to a shot of a guy at his computer. He is frustrated, shaking his mouse. He unplugs it, leaves the room, returns with the Razer TRON Gaming Mouse, and plugs it in. It lights up with unique light and sound effects.

Cut back to the paddles, where Paddle 1 seems suddenly rejuvenated. He slams the ball past Paddle 2.

Paddle 2: What??? This can?t be!! What cheat code are you using?

Paddle 1: No cheat at all! My user just plugged in his Razer TRON Gaming mouse. Looks like the ball?s back in my court!

Paddle 2: Ha! Silly paddle, I know for a fact your user is left-handed! Surely, he will not be able to use the Razer effectively!

Paddle 1: Guess again! This mouse is equally comfortable for both hands!

Paddle 2: No, no! This can?t be happening!

Paddle 1: My serve!

Paddle 2: NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Warranty: 1 Year Razer

Condition: New

Features:

• See and hear the TRON Gaming Mouse rez to life with unique light and sound effects straight from the movie. Let the mouse react to your actions on the Game Grid with authentic light alerts
• The 5600dpi Razer Precision 3.5G laser sensor is the most advanced Razer sensor that arms you with all the precision and tracking you need to survive in the TRON universe
• Designed to be equally comfortable for both right and left-handed use, this gaming mouse is your perfectly balanced Lightcycle hurtling you through the Game Grid

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Specifications:

• Light and Sound Effects at Startup and Shutdown
• Lighting Alerts
• Ambidextrous Design
• 5600dpi Razer Precision 3.5g Laser Sensor
• 7 Hyperesponse Buttons
• 1000Hz Ultrapolling / 1ms response time
• Zero-acoustic Ultraslick mouse feet
• Braided 7 Foot USB Cable
• Approximate size: 4.3"(L) x 2.4(W) x 1.3"(H)

In the box:

• Razer RZ01-00520100-R3U1 TRON Gaming Mouse
• (2)?Razer Decal Stickers

Source: http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=20074

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